Not the Same

This is how the rain looks like when you're up there.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:53:25 -0400

sadisticmagidan:

BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.

I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.

Siiiiiiiiiiiick

capt-spacedick: cotonbiologique: decodethishit: lickypickystic...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:55:39 -0400

capt-spacedick:

cotonbiologique:

decodethishit:

lickypickystickyme:

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”

The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”

Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”

snap snap snap

YES

I respect sass

iamacoyfish: thegoddamnblogman: World's...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:57:59 -0400

iamacoyfish:

thegoddamnblogman:

                      World's Finest Camwhores

AHAHHAHAHHAHA.

brujacore: fuckyeahriotgrrrlsofcolor: Based on this...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:03:01 -0400

brujacore:

fuckyeahriotgrrrlsofcolor:

Based on this post

Latin@ is an ethnicity not a race

YES

Very appropriate given conversations/thoughts I’ve been having on race/ethnicity in general

ohmysupernatural: X

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:05:27 -0400

ohmysupernatural:

X

deathpoolquinn: NBC Hannibal and THE FUCKING TAGS

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:46:08 -0400

deathpoolquinn:

NBC Hannibal and THE FUCKING TAGS

jeffersonshatt: can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second because i...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:40:51 -0400

jeffersonshatt:

can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second

because i just

cannot

sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home

thelegendofgallifrey: jerkofanassbutt: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: kyriebitches: I love how doctor...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:39:45 -0400

thelegendofgallifrey:

jerkofanassbutt:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

kyriebitches:

I love how doctor who is on hiatus but they’re just so chill no one notices

we’re used to it

#the whovians are like the fandom parents

probably because we have a ton of content and there’s probably still some things that no one has discussed/posted about so there’s always something to do

zodiacsociety: Gemini’s Tarot Card: The Lovers

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:38:50 -0400

zodiacsociety:

Gemini’s Tarot Card: The Lovers

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:37:54 -0400

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:37:24 -0400

iwassoalonecastiel: the-dark-lord-lucifer-aka-satan: amywinterb...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:36:01 -0400

iwassoalonecastiel:

the-dark-lord-lucifer-aka-satan:

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

sand

alcohol or lighter fluid

sugar

Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.

Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.

Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.

Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.

Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

Dammit, stop opening the windows to hell!

THIS IS HOW WE CAN GET ADAM OUT

behindthestripes: sarcasticdumpling: whoishannahh: destielsrai...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:34:40 -0400

behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

greenchestnuts: I know nothing about Game of Thrones (and am...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:29:49 -0400

greenchestnuts:

I know nothing about Game of Thrones (and am okay with that) but I love this.

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:26:39 -0400

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.

mdnartpop: anxietyblogger: gay-men: Guy holding Martini while...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:26:25 -0400

mdnartpop:

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

me in 2 years

cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:24:09 -0400

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

twigwise: soloproject: michellicopter: I couldn’t decide...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:22:45 -0400

thor no. thor NO.

ofc coulson knows about bruce. granted tony, that is not very sneaky.

slytherin house is full of frenemies

clint is that a hot pocket. gross.

twigwise:

soloproject:

michellicopter:

I couldn’t decide where I wanted Coulson to be sorted, so.

Too adorable, could not not re-blog

#what if Coulson wasn’t even a wizard #he just sort of #showed up #but he was so damn helpful that nobody questioned it

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:21:12 -0400

moriartyisaprincess: karenwalkersliver: The only known photo...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:18:29 -0400

moriartyisaprincess:

karenwalkersliver:

The only known photo of tumblr user pizza

i’m hoping eventually tumblr user pizza will find this